What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.