What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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It smells like teen spirit.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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You turn off your playstation.

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An attornity.

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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A pair of pliers

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Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.