What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!