What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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How long does a dog's bark last?

ly a second.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !