Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie