Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.