What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).