What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.