What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).