What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.