What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now