How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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Your job.

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!