How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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The alphabat.

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The business plan.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Poepurry

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They wash themselves.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!