What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.