What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.