Step one: penetrate the student body.
Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt
Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
A graduated cylinder!
A ladder.
We're always penetrating your mom
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)