How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom