How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)