Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Who survived?

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.