How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute