How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.