How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.