Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in