Whats Orange and bad for your teeth?

a brick

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans