Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"