Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.