What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.