What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me