Christopher Walken
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His life improved after he met the rock.
Wrinkly.
A hippocratic hypocrite.
congress.
A harmacist
a dupe.
Pig Latin
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
Willem DaFriend.
F it.
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An amateur teen ( )
Soba noodles!
Shell expectation
A youyou
It's an aunt- -him.
A napster
Toadstool
Der.
unevening.
What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.
A socialist.
Because opposites attract.
Thinking you are following someone.
Anteloping.
Stephen Talking.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
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is the question.
Wester
Tim Daly.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A winter pepper.
Domi does not know....
colgatereally)Congress.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
I have no idea.
The Guardian.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
An unclejoke
NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA
Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.
Common sense
r/news
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
A Maxi Pad
4chad
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
answer: Jay Leno
A racist term of some sort.
Two Live Crew
A warm back
gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony
a Postdator
Critical theory.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Dogwomandon't.
A: Maryland and Misury
Fill 'er up!"
Two thirty.
Because they were Turkish.
Beaucoup.
You rub them the wrong way
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
Either your mum, your wife or you.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
9/11
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
to the dog.
Mike Meowser
One's a pro, and one's a con.