When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What is the definition of a will?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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A *paradox.*

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The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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