What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".