Goes to a retail store to find another one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Thanks for the gold!
It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
Where you left it
The Holocaust.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Breasts don't have eyes.
I still find you dashing"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
A: Pretty hot
A natural log.
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
Finding out it's curable.
You look for the fresh prints!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
I'd say it's fifty fifty
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Because he was Haydn
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Where's my tractor?
A sturgeon.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
I reddit.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because they find him very down to earth.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
A spider
In car, serrated
Finding his blacklight.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
He found Hillary's emails
The Captains log
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
A polar bear.
Have it Yahweh
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
They cant find their home
Short legged cows
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Allah-bama
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Gastly
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
My keys
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
He would've found it hard to digest.
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
A pride flag found at Orlando.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Buy the DLC to find out
To find Pooh!
Test tickles
Because they cant find dates
Just follow his coke mules.
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
He tractor down
There was no outlet
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Because he found his honey.
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Carefully
Rohypnol
Abort - Bort - Bort!
cos' sin tans
I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
The captains log.
The Captain's Log.
The investiGATOR
By thinking outside the box
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
Rebel without a menopause.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Finding shoes to go with it.
The hypotenuse.
Cells are found inside plants.
They were looking in Oldowan places
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
A spider!
Edward Snowed In
Cuz aparently he likes "snow".
Dual air bags.
Don't go bacon my heart"
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
By tree mail!
The week force.
the torque
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
The position of the dirtbag.
Loinback.
He glances over his shoulder.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
