When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era