Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo