What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"