Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.