What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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Women's Sports.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning