Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.