Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that