Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling