Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.