How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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They start coffin.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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A paddy melt!!

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling