How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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A Quarter Pounder.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling