Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog