What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2