What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.