Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.