How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK