How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there