What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"