Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.