Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.