How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.