How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.