Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans