What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.