Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade