Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From