Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!