Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."