What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.