How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.