Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!