Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.