When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Majesty Jokes More Majesty Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Thinkin Jokes More Thinkin Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin