What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!