Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.