Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.